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TBD (smarts_n_crafts) wrote in saint_ooc,
@ 2018-11-04 02:56:00

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new character/player

Please watch your step, there’s (more) new blood on the ground…
Greetings students, staff, and all resident termites!

Ever had that one friend who invites you out at 10PM for ice cream - and three hours later you’re wearing fireman pants, missing a tooth, and chasing a cow down a highway?

...yeah that one.

Meet Fisher Drosselmeyer, the living embodiment of “it seemed like a good idea at the time” especially if the idea involves cunning, creativity, and three pounds of crazy in a two ounce bag. Fisher is an Intermediate level student though this is (sort of) her third year at St. Margaret's; she had to leave school early last year due to ~~getting accidentally cursed~~ health issues. Her witchcraft deals with physical enchantments. In practical terms this puts her somewhere between talisman artisan and supernatural plumber. (Fisher herself votes for the latter.)

Fisher has the tendency to scavenge for craft materials and a very liberal definition of what material is considered “available.” She’ll “borrow” anything she can pry loose, but the items will usually be returned in a day. Or two. A week tops, honest. So if your bed is suddenly missing a leg or your toothbrush has gone inexplicably bald...

Think that it’s possible your wunderkind ran into Fisher before? Here’s some potential common ground:

⚔WANTED⚔ ♜ nocturnal camaraderie: Fisher’s an insomniac. If your darling keeps late hours, then they’ll likely to trip over her at some point. (...Literally; Fisher doesn’t understand chairs.)
♟ muscle & moxie: Super strong friends - or bribable acquaintances - willing to help haul junk across campus. Preferably with no questions asked.
♜ team mad!science: Sure, Fisher specialty is magical craftsmanship but she’s a got a lot of love for lab work. That, and tiny killer robots.
♟ lab rats & lunch dates: Fisher will buy lunch/dinner/candy to anybody who’s willing to let her “analyze” them for 45 minutes. Look, in this school is that really the weirdest thing your monster would do for a pizza?
♞ shameless enablers & cockeyed conspirators: Anyone who participated - willing or otherwise - in Fisher’s nonsense from earlier school years. This included such civic-minded activities as: 3 AM Jello banquets, banned book "concerts", reverse-strip checkers tournaments, popcorn snowball wars, and the Great Pancake Bacchanal (a.k.a. Debacle) of 2017.

⚠WARNING(s)⚠ ☓ Do NOT allow Fisher sodium before 9AM. Doing so is akin to pumping a six-pack of Red Bull into a hummingbird, except in this case the hummingbird will turn mean, maniac, and likely try to sabotage the drinking fountains.
☓ Do NOT believe her ~~when~~ if Fisher claims to have misunderstood your English. She didn’t, she’s just being a jerk (or trying to avoid punishment.)
☠ Do NOT let her near large animals - especially horses. Because 1) apocalyptic allergies and 2) she will sneeze on everything you love. Twice.

On a more personal note: ‘ello, I’m Lee! (Your second one, I think?) I’m on EST time but am very email friendly and, being the Worst Employee, will 110% reply when I should be working. Sadly, GChat isn’t much of an option. ☹ If you’re keen on threading via GDocs, though, then hey hey hey: marry me, gorgeous.

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helvish
2018-11-05 07:07 pm UTC (link)

I sleep! Just never at the same time. I like to keep people (read: myself) on their toes!

Derrick - Definitely ability and interest-wise. Personality-wise Derrick is probably making this face a lot (and has probably said these words):

Kaden - omg yassss And as winter approaches, Kaden will become more and more grumpy and bearlike. Lots of sneezing in carpentry club.

Hartley - he'll spy her spying probably and take her aside for a chat. At first to be like "why aren't you in your own class?" and then to ask why she doesn't just join.

Neculai - It's pretty public knowledge, so have at it!

Chey - HEH - "biting"

Van - He's the sort that goes full blown horse, but he has also partially shifted before in order to bite the shoulder off another student in a fight ^.^

Galad - He's absolutely willing! But will only take Midsummer Night references for so long before he... well, he'll think of something.

Kent - "Don't call me Ken." They're off to a stellar beginning XD

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	Derrick & Fisher smarts_n_crafts 2018-11-05 07:15 pm UTC (link)
	I feel like one day we'll just dissolve into a thread of Troy and Abed gifs about these two. (Reply to this) (Parent)

smarts_n_crafts
2018-11-05 07:21 pm UTC (link)

Kaden - Seriously, though, they have more than one school nurse on staff, right? Right?

Hartley - She will see that as a challenge to lurk better. (On a more serious note: I would like Hartley to be the one who intercedes when Fisher starts fighting on campus.)

Neculai - How badly would he take her approaching weekly with an edible offering and a request to study his energy? Feel free to use cuss words in your reply.

Chey - Y’know, they’re going to get along fine.

Van - If she’s goes with Shakespeare, he can always retaliate with Shelley. Frau Frankenstein

Kent - Midas. She’s going to call him Midas. Or Goldfinger. Did I mention that Fisher is a major James Bond fan?

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