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Ashikawa Mitsuru (Alfæt Klivian) (byallmeans) wrote in sabra_la_tau,
@ 2011-04-09 12:32:00

Entry tags:

!days 230-239, ashikawa mitsuru, edward elric, flonne, folken fanel, kanda yuu, lelouch lamperouge, yoi-te, {ryner lute}, {tokitoh minoru}

Who: YOU.
Where: By the cove.
When: Day 230, just after game start
What: An announcement by a kid with one arm and the title: Overlord. :)

Gather around, peons. You'll never get an offer better than this one. For today only, you have the option to lend your support to the soon-to-be ruler of Sabra la Tau.

All you have to do is do as you're told, and you'll be safely on the right side when the conquest begins.

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	a_sad_clown 2011-04-09 05:10 am UTC (link)
	p-probably better do something, prison isn't kind to guys like me Wait. The past few seconds has left me in legal trouble and was hoping you could help... Due to my recent, somewhat uncharacteristic generosity, I have need of a title and was wondering if you could part with some of yours. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crossboundaries 2011-04-09 05:12 am UTC (link)
	[now wearing Very Nice Man. Deeper voice!] Oh... of course. ...Would you like parts of some of mine? [our options are: VERY NICE MAN + SEXY SEA MONSTER = ??? PROFIT?? WHAT PART DO YOU GRAB IN YOUR TIME RUNNING OUT DESPERATION] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	a_sad_clown 2011-04-09 05:18 am UTC (link)
	uh uh uh metal hand is fumbly VERY SEA MAN (Reply to this) (Parent)

	a_sad_clown 2011-04-09 05:19 am UTC (link)
	D'arrr.... I give ye my thanks. 'Twould give ye pieces 'o eight if I had 'em. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crossboundaries 2011-04-09 05:21 am UTC (link)
	[THAT LEAVES ME WITH NICE SEXY MONSTER WHICH I STICK ON SO I HAVE A TITLE] So glad to hear it... you handsome... .... pirate. [backs away a bit] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	a_sad_clown 2011-04-09 05:27 am UTC (link)
	Fear not, me hearty. You may be quite a looker, but I've no intention of plundering your depths... Though if ye wish to join me crew, I'd not turn ye away. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crossboundaries 2011-04-09 05:28 am UTC (link)
	... You have a crew? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	a_sad_clown 2011-04-09 05:31 am UTC (link)
	If ye joined, then indeed I would. And your lady friend likely would as well. We'd sail the seas...er, caverns of Sabra, plundering titles for our own, and rulin' with a lace-covered fist. ...That bit was meant for the princess, mind. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crossboundaries 2011-04-09 05:32 am UTC (link)
	[now just a Nice Monster] ... I do like plundering. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	a_sad_clown 2011-04-09 05:35 am UTC (link)
	It is fun, isn't it? ...What's happened to your sexy? Ought we plunder you something new? I owe ye a debt of honor, after all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crossboundaries 2011-04-09 05:36 am UTC (link)
	Royal took my Sexy... ...I didn't think it would be very nice to keep my sexy from him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	a_sad_clown 2011-04-09 05:40 am UTC (link)
	Mayhap so. Yet don't ye feel the tingle in yer bones to get the sexy back? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crossboundaries 2011-04-09 05:40 am UTC (link)
	I'm not very tingly... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	a_sad_clown 2011-04-09 05:45 am UTC (link)
	Perhaps ye need a bottle of rum, that should help. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crossboundaries 2011-04-09 05:46 am UTC (link)
	Rum? Sure. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	a_sad_clown 2011-04-09 05:51 am UTC (link)
	pulls a suspicious-looking bottle from the same place Royal's boobs came from; it is marked with XXX ...I reckon this 'twould encourage other to join our crew. Then you could eat them! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crossboundaries 2011-04-09 06:10 am UTC (link)
	And then I could eat them! ... Should I really eat people on our side...? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	a_sad_clown 2011-04-09 06:13 am UTC (link)
	...Arrr, you've a point there. Well, if they don't join our crew, then you can eat them! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crossboundaries 2011-04-09 06:15 am UTC (link)
	And then I can eat them...! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	a_sad_clown 2011-04-09 06:20 am UTC (link)
	Well, that is what monsters like to do, ain't it? I reckon you could wreck their ships and take their treasure if you'd rather, or just swallow 'em up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crossboundaries 2011-04-09 06:21 am UTC (link)
	[considers this seriously] ... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	a_sad_clown 2011-04-09 06:28 am UTC (link)
	is encouraging, in a bro-pirate sort of way We could steal from the rich and give to ourselves! Or the poor, them too. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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