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Tweak says, "I did it all for the cupcake"

ABLANK (i_have_organs) wrote in sabra_la_tau,
@ 2010-12-14 20:28:00

Entry tags:

!history, kudo shinichi, {gaara}, {zim}, {{{almaz von almadine adamant}}}, {{{mao}}}

Who: Any
Where: Lepus
When: King's Year 199, THE SUMMER OF UNFORGIVENESS
What:

[Once upon a time, a green thing escaped from an experiment, heard a greater calling, or... perhaps, indigestion, and made himself a throne.

It is an epic throne, made entirely of something not exactly unlike many, many glued together rubix cubes. As such nifty, modern puzzles possibly do not exist, it is very likely that it is a very unfinished chair that had paint thrown at it and called art.]

I suppose you want to know WHY I have called you today.

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	i_have_organs 2010-12-15 03:44 am UTC (link)
	... You can deCIPHER such information in a very SIMPLE yet astute way. You simply APPROACH a person who is SUSPICIOUSLY not grovelling in terror and awe and ask "DO YOU PLEDGE YOUR SOUL TO ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM AND ANY CAUSE HE MAY SEE FIT TO USE IT FOR? And open pickle jars?" If they say no to EITHER, they must be DESTROYED! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dontdesertthis 2010-12-15 03:46 am UTC (link)
	Sir, I really don't know what you're up to. But if you need any jars opened, I can help with that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	i_have_organs 2010-12-15 03:51 am UTC (link)
	Excellent. YOU MAY REPORT TO THE KITCHEN FOR SLAVE DETAIL! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dontdesertthis 2010-12-15 03:53 am UTC (link)
	If it's all the same to you, I think I'd rather get back to my lab. ... Oh, and watch out for the rabbits. They bite. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	i_have_organs 2010-12-15 03:58 am UTC (link)
	DO NOT THINK I AM NOT AWARE OF THE DANGER THAT I TOY WITH! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	i_have_organs 2010-12-15 03:59 am UTC (link)
	ANYWAY, you are not allowed back to the lab. THERE WAS A VOICE AND A LOT OF BORING THINGS HAPPENED! But this miserable planet is doomed and you're supposed to BUILD THINGS. Go run along. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dontdesertthis 2010-12-15 04:03 am UTC (link)
	Build things? ... Wait, what voice? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	i_have_organs 2010-12-15 04:07 am UTC (link)
	Like, gods and stuff. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dontdesertthis 2010-12-15 04:16 am UTC (link)
	I'm building gods or you heard the voice of the gods? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	i_have_organs 2010-12-15 04:28 am UTC (link)
	....... BRILLIANT! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	i_have_organs 2010-12-15 04:29 am UTC (link)
	But no. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	i_have_organs 2010-12-15 04:29 am UTC (link)
	YOU CAN BUILD ME A GOD LATER! FIRST YOU ARE BUILDING THINGS BECAUSE I HEARD THE GODS! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dontdesertthis 2010-12-15 04:32 am UTC (link)
	... What did they tell you to build. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	i_have_organs 2010-12-15 04:35 am UTC (link)
	Oh some ... shelter thing so you WRETCHED creatures can survive without being burned to ashes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dontdesertthis 2010-12-15 04:42 am UTC (link)
	If we're not saved, then who will worship you, sir? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	i_have_organs 2010-12-16 02:05 am UTC (link)
	... ... THEORETICALLY, how good at worship ARE rabbits? (Reply to this) (Parent)

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