iron man's number is (atomic26) wrote in rooms, @ 2014-08-08 19:36:00 |
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Entry tags: | !marvel comics, *journal, *news, bruce banner, mary jane watson, steve rogers, tony stark |
[Marvel and Journal]
[Tony hacks the public media and news outlets for his announcements. It's probably illegal, but nobody sees his face. Instead it is the Iron Man armor talking in Tony's voice. A transcription is available on the journals. Tony doesn't bother trying to lock it from villains. Screw that. Bring it villains.]
Hey world hey. I am alive! I know you'd be more pleased if, you know, it wasn't an emergency. [More grimly.] Right. Anyway, the Avengers are working on a remedy for the situation, but in the meantime we've narrowed down the perpetrator and a list of symptoms. If you're experiencing any of the ones listed, you need to get yourself or your loved ones to one of these treatment centers. [Maps and addresses displayed.] Please stay indoors and avoid contact with others if possible. We are trying to prevent the spread of the effects.
Here is a number you can call if emergency services is busy; the operator will route you to the correct assistance or give you automated information.
[Number.]
Hang in there, New York. We've handled worse than this. We will get through it together.
And now, your regularly scheduled programming.
[Addendum: Iron Man suits are hovering in place over the listed treatment centers.]