I'm Teddy. You should come work out with me at the gym. I'll give you two truths and a lie, you decide which is which and let me guess yours. Is it...
A) Some guys spend two month's salary on a ring? I spent a month and a half salary on my last figure competition including fees, bikini, shoes, jewelry, hair/make up, tan and coach.
B) When I was thirteen I spent six months in juvie before being sent to live with my mother's best friend, Damian.
C) This is the year the Book Cove softball team is going to beat the Hair Assessors for summer league title. I play catcher.