Nothing like a cross country flight, unpacking, and spotty wifi to make the old BP shoot up. Sorry, mini rant over. I'm Thomas Clark, former merc security consultant, SIS agent, and many many moons ago, a former Royal Marine Commando. I have two questions for the residents of this lovely town. If one wanted to watch a Manchester United match. Would those be on tape delay, or would I have to wake up at some ungodly hour to see my lads play? And secondly, where would I go to get my hit of chai tea?