What do I have to do to find someone to love me hard at bigevent? Randal is abusing me with his lack of love songs. Drew hates me. Melina flaked on my heart. Old, Sasquatch Canadians suck. ( RIP Rated Dashing/Grotesque. PS; don't steal my shit. ) This is becoming an unwanted pattern. Quick, someone mend my heart. I'll pay you by singing Garth Brooks songs to you.