Lavender Brown (hornsunderhalo) wrote in rewritenet, @ 2020-12-15 11:43:00 |
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Entry tags: | character: draco malfoy, character: emmeline vance, player: meg, player: sunny |
Note and Gifts for Sebastian Halpern
(ooc: Contained in this owl are items of an adult nature - because Emmeline and Sirius really shouldn't be allowed to shop for gag gifts together - especially for strangers who really cannot know what is coming or what to expect. Their friends know better... but yes WARNING - NSFW IMAGERY - ADULT CONTENT INSIDE....)
Dear Mr. Halpern,
My husband and I wanted to extend our well wishes to you in your time of recovery. However, upon sharing with him your confusion about your current location - we thought a few things might be in order to help in case you find your memory slipping and you think you are in the latter location and not the former...
Also - please have a non-boring coffee on me. He turned up his nose at it - but you both need to understand there is a difference between boring coffee and the asshat coffee order. Please enjoy your mocha caramel latte-chino, made with skim milk and no whip (in case you are watching your figure while you are laid up). I had them put it in a grande (large) cup but use the same amount of coffee they put into a small. So that way you can add your own nutmeg and not spill. (whipped cream and nutmeg are on the side in case you are feeling adventurous). He also included a flat white. You know. In case you are feeling dull.
Sincerely,
Emmeline and Sirius Black
PS - The Flogger is my favorite. ~Sirius
ATTACHED ARE THE GIFTS WITH TAGS OF EXPLANATION:
So this is Bernard the Bear. He is here to help you remember where you are not. Also - as healers like to ask 'Where does it hurt?' And then poke you because they are in fact sadists - you can now show them on Bernard. We opted for one without a gag so that that way you can have conversations with him.
Talking to stuffed animals like they will respond keeps very chatty people away when you aren't in the mood.
Bondage Play for the Beginner - we got this for you just in case you forget where you are and opt for the latter option. We wanted to be sure you were prepared for all eventualities. (Emmeline picked the color) - if nothing else it should keep nosy people away because they will now be concerned what you will do if they overstay their welcome.
'Torture is just another word for fun with this kit for the experimental person in your life that is just starting to embrace their inner needs. This has been chosen in Vivid Violet to add a bit of whimsy for the new witch or wizard that is just starting this exciting journey.'