revolt :: ooc

Hi guys, say hello to John Crichton. He's from an awesome tv series about aliens and yes some of them are muppets and basically it's fucking awesome with pretty people and leather and explosions. In the words of the show...

Once upon a time there was a boy named John and John was an astronaut. He lived in a far away place called Earth which is so far away you've never heard of it. One day when John was out doing astronaut things a big, blue wormhole gobbled him up and spat him out at the far end of the universe.

John made friends with a bunch of aliens and also pissed off some people and now he's pretty damn good with a gun on top of basically being a physics genius. He's a little bit crazy and not just cause he has a neural clone in his head, he's a good southern boy and basically he's awesome and everyone who hasn't seen Farscape should watch it right now because it's frelling awesome.

Please give John some plot, because he's awesome, too.