Anthony Stark (iron_man) wrote in retrnprdse_net, @ 2012-11-25 07:18:00 |
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Entry tags: | character: bruce banner, character: captain steve rogers, character: natasha romanoff, character: tony stark |
[Filtered to the Avengers]
So as you all know, the Hulk's last appearance left us with just a few tiny...life-threatening structure failures that may have left the base uninhabitable without a bit of a risk.
So I'm kicking you all out.
Nothing major really, but while the place gets fixed up, I really don't want anything falling or crushing anyone and causing this whole clean up project to be a bigger mess than it already is. Lawrence has a lot of houses up for grabs so you're not entirely homeless here, guys. And who knows, maybe living in a house is more of your style and you won't want to live in the base! It could happen! I just really need some space to work and I'm pretty sure no one wants to listen to the wonderfully loud tools I had to dig up to help in the repairs.
Oh! And I've set up accounts for each of you from Stark Industries that'll take care of any monetary needs you might have. Pepper said I need to pay you losers anyways. For risking your lives even though I thought that was SHIELD's job. So no excuses, guys.
Long story short?
Get out.
It's not you, it's me. Etcetera, etcetera.