Re: Registration: Melody & Penny
Penny tilted her head to the side a bit, observing, smiling, and waved her hand, "I don't think you're stupid, or inept. Honey, we're at a grown up Easter Egg Hunt. There is free beer, and we're being partnered up with strangers to look for eggs in the streets. At night. There ain't nothing about this that makes a damn lick of sense. I guarantee you 90 percent of these people showed up for the free beer and to get away from their children for the night. Got them all hopped up on chocolate and left them with their grandparents or something," she said laughing with a shrug.
"The aim, if I remember, is to look around for eggs and put them in a basket. That is literally it. Walk around, look around for eggs. And put them in a basket. And then spend the next two weeks getting hollered at for complaining about egg salad being the only thing in your lunchbox," she said chuckling again. "What any of this has to do with Jesus Christ rising from the dead is beyond me - but like I said, we have free beer," she held her bottle up and took a swig and grabbed the first Easter Basket she saw sitting on the table, it was neon pink and had bright purple daisies all over it. Awesome. "I can't guarantee we'll find anything, but at the very least, lets watch some drunk folk stumble around in the dark. Just like Jesus would have wanted."