additionally, on this most auspicious of occasions, i would like to reveal my personal secret for being so youthfully radiant at the tender young age of 76.
virgins blood.
virgins blood is a rare commodity these days. it takes some diligence and quite frankly, some pizzazz to acquire it, but once you bathe in it nightly for at least 5 years, you're guaranteed to maintain your status as a snack in the eyes of all.