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Tweak says, "All your base are belong to us"

Hazel Hawthorne (sanguinates) wrote in repose,
@ 2020-08-19 09:12:00

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*forum, *public, hannah smith, hazel hawthorne, matilda montgomery

Public.
It's Mat's birthday today. Bug her with well wishes, corny gifts and the fact that she's getting old.

[Mat would have received an ornate, black frame with a picture of her and Hazel in it, along with a handwritten note that simply read: "Happy birthday bitch, it's quiet without you here." - Hazel]

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	isconfetti 2020-08-19 08:53 pm UTC (link)
	Oh! Thank you for the reminder. I'm really, really bad with dates. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	witchtrials 2020-08-19 10:10 pm UTC (link)
	smooch (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	isconfetti 2020-08-20 03:22 am UTC (link)
	Hi! What do you want for your birthday, if you could have anything anything? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	witchtrials 2020-08-20 10:04 pm UTC (link)
	for you to come over to the new place, sometime. duh (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	isconfetti 2020-08-21 03:26 am UTC (link)
	There's a new place? You moved? I'll come whenever you want me to come! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	witchtrials 2020-08-23 02:53 am UTC (link)
	there is, and yes, and i hope so. and yes, david, too. gimme like a few days and it'll be more organized for VIP's such as yourself. <3 (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	isconfetti 2020-08-23 03:21 am UTC (link)
	Tell me what you want me to bring. :) Is Zoe with you too? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	witchtrials 2020-08-23 03:42 am UTC (link)
	besides yourself? we'll say something fried. maybe pickles. and yes, she is. and so is our lighthearted and darling maid. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	isconfetti 2020-08-23 03:43 am UTC (link)
	Oh. I'll bring you and Zoe pickles, but not her. And a birthday present. :) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	witchtrials 2020-08-23 03:50 am UTC (link)
	not to get lamely sentimental or anything since i'm obv metallic-souled, but you don't have to get anything for my hag-day. pickles and YOU are enough, but if you insist (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	isconfetti 2020-08-23 03:52 am UTC (link)
	I insist and insist and insist. (Reply to this) (Parent)

witchtrials
2020-08-19 10:09 pm UTC (link)

[the picture might look something like this.]

you chose wisely.

additionally, on this most auspicious of occasions, i would like to reveal my personal secret for being so youthfully radiant at the tender young age of 76.

virgins blood.

virgins blood is a rare commodity these days. it takes some diligence and quite frankly, some pizzazz to acquire it, but once you bathe in it nightly for at least 5 years, you're guaranteed to maintain your status as a snack in the eyes of all.

la fin.

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	bigmaoth 2020-08-26 04:42 pm UTC (link)
	why take a bath in it when you could drink it? just sayin (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	witchtrials 2020-08-26 05:32 pm UTC (link)
	i've got a chalice for this specific purpose (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bigmaoth 2020-08-26 06:11 pm UTC (link)
	seeeexy (Reply to this) (Parent)