Sasha prefers to open (carry) wrote in repose, @ 2016-01-25 14:39:00 |
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Entry tags: | *news, sasha james |
[News: Movie Theater]
[When the lights go out at The Senator Sunday night, they don't come back up Monday morning. Instead, the marquee out front only reads 'Coming Soon', and signs on the door say 'Closed until further notice. -The Management'.
If the box office is called, there's a message (from a woman with an obnoxiously thick Jersey accent) that comes up after one ring:"Thanks for calling The Senator. We are currently closed for renovations. Probably won't be open until after Valentine's Day, so figure out a different date night. If this is a medical emergency, you dialed 2808. The hospital is 2880, or, you know, 911. We can't help with broken toes, Tyler."]