Private Yeah, no shit, Sherlock. Like I wouldn't notice that you just fucking fell off the goddamned planet. Nah, didn't notice at all, Sammy. Did feel a little warmer without your gargantuan self casting shade over me, though.
Wait, what? You found a gun days ago and you're just now telling me? Not that it does any damn good. Great, now we've got a gun and no use for it. Unless we decide to off ourselves. At least there's that.