Eddie Carmichael
As the WWN was on the verge of coming under the control of Voldemort's Ministry, the tone of its output changed and Eddie was never drawn into a career in comedy writing. Instead, he went to work for his father's businesses due to fear of the unknown. However, this led him to be miserable and unfulfilled, and in the event he did meet a girl, he was not so stupid as to let her go due to the little happiness that was available in that world. He did go into writing after the war's end, but as a survivor of the Battle of Hogwarts, his material is more satirical and took on a social justice theme instead.