weekly summary
It's a new week, it's a new weekly summary! I'm sorry I couldn't do one last week but now it's back, so worry not! As per usually, let me know if you want anything corrected or where I have failed basic spelling... <3 Enjoy!
Also, for those curious, the owl-poll from the last summary came in with majority of people thinking that either the owls fly the distance or have magical stamina. Perhaps both. I think you're all wrong. Except for Lis, who said that men should deliver post. I fully support that.
Mar 14th - Mar 20th
MONDAY
Threads:
Regulus/Jun (active) the story so far: There is a Floo malfunction which has Regulus accidentally visiting Jun. She offers him breakfast because why not.
Evan/Andrew - part 1, part 2 - (complete) Evan builds Andrew a magic blanket fort, gets thanked with a blowjob. Then they talk about emotions and Evan legit asks Andrew if Jesus makes him sad. I have never been more proud of a question a character has asked.
MillicentB1/OPEN (active) Millicent’s in Knockturn and someone should join her! This is still open!!
Gwenog/Viktor (active) the story so far: Viktor and Gwenog hang out in a pub, essentially. Talk shop.
George/Lydia (active?) the story so far: George and Lydia go on another date. Then they have sex after what legit is the longest ‘should we should we not’ ever.
Cedric/Bill (active?) the story so far: Cedric and Bill hang out like proper bros. If proper bros also have a baby with them.
Lucas/Prim (complete) (backdated to when Lucas broke up with Astrid) Prim’s being a good bro. By which I mean, Lucas and Prim are stupid adorable together, as per usual.
Gilderoy/Bríana (complete) Gilderoy pisses Brí off but is fucking hilarious whilst doing so. He’s so self-obsessed it’s amazing.
Phillipa/Viktor (complete?) Viktor is buying the girlfriend experience. (Pippa’s totes becoming his mistress!) There is also, what I presume is, a test drive.
Zac/Bethanie (active) the story so far: Bethanie and Zac get stuck in a lift. It goes about as well as you’d imagine. By which, I mean, Zac is totally rude to her.
Lily/Primrose (active) the story so far: Prim needs some TLC and Lily is an awesome mum!
Lydia/Alicia (active) the story so far: Lydia and Alicia have an awkward run in! Or will do as soon as Erin tags this. Do all the tags! I want to read this! (And so does Squeaky!)
Bethanie/Lucas (active) the story so far: Bethanie visits Lucas! So far that’s all that’s happened. I assume fun shenanigans to follow!
Ashleigh/Iona (active) the story so far: Iona and Ashleigh attempt to be bros together but so far all it’s been is ‘i need to tidy this before we can go’ ‘yes, yes you do need to tidy’. Tidiest bros ever!
Andrew/Evan (complete) Andrew takes Evan to a sweet factory. Erin H. said she wasn’t sure what gave her more cavities, the premise or how totes adorbs these two are. There is also a really lengthy explanation about how sucrose molecules bind to create rock candy, so you enjoy that, I had to proper research it!
Phillipa/Gemma (complete) Pippa whisks Gemma off to Paris for what is definitely a romantic getaway, okay? I ship these two so hard. SO HARD.
Primrose/Peter (active) the story so far: Prim tells Peter how she got absolutely wankered. He calls Sirius a tit and is probably right in this situation to do so.
Oliver/Blaise (active) the story so far: Oliver is a klutz, manages to burn Blaise and then turn his shirt into a dessert. So that’s a thing.
Alice/Higgs (active) the story so far: Both Alice and Higgs are working on a Saturday so they might as well interact.
Hestia/OPEN (active) the story so far: Hestia’s out and about and luckily for her she doesn’t run into Oliver. But she does run into someone. This post is still OPEN!
Phillipa/Gemma (active?) the story so far: Pippa and Gemma Paris about. There’s a burlesque show and then there’s dancing and kissing AND THERE SHOULD BE MORE KISSING MKAY.