So due to a conversation between Higgs and Asher on Asher's journal...we started writing terrible haikus about him. And I felt the need to share with you all.
Ally : I hate you, Jen. I now need to write a shitty poem for Asher. Jen F : you don't HAVE to Ally : kind of do Julie : do a series of bad haiku Julie : least then you only have to wrry about 5-7-5 rule and not any rhyming as well Jen F : Asher Spinnet is A pain in my arse always sausage sausage. There.
The ego of him Can't be measured by any conventional means.
Julie : Asher Spinnet has a really fantastic arse. i want to touch it.
Ally : higgs is not writing that Kaylie : I don't know, these all lack the flair of 'sausage sausage always' Jen F : I should be a poet, really. Julie : *gasp* higgs does not think Asher's arse is fantastic? :o Ally : not fucking publically he doesn't Jen F :Higgs is married to his sister it might be a bit inappropriate
Inappropriate: an accurate description of Asher Spinnet
So now, IMPROMPTU MEME SUNDAY. Write a haiku, sonnet, poem - either about your character, or about someone else's. In character or out of character. The sillier the better, as is clear from the above examples.