1. Elladora generally disregards him because he isn't her type. Well, I mean. He is. But she's banging his dad. She has to draw the line SOMEWHERE. Mafalda finds him exasperating if they have ever met. If not, she just assumes he's like Evan.
2. ELLADORA AND KINGSLEY = BFF RIGHT???? But anyway, Mafalda respects the shit out of Kingsley, so there's that.
3. Neither of my ladies do :(
4. Oh you angry lesbian. Elladora would bang you. ♥