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I'm not quite sure what's going on here, but I'm going to need an answer soon.

This is certainly...new.

OH MY GOODNESS!!!!!! This place is HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE!! And I should know, I've been to A LOT of HUGE places, but this place takes the CAKE! I mean, look at it! With it's high ceilings, and long hallways, and big CARPETS! OH MY GOSH! I love the wall rugs! They are like, the COOLEST EVER!!!

AND HOLD YOUR PONIES!! There are so many people here I don't know! GASP! All these new people! HI PEOPLE I'VE NEVER MET! Oh my gosh, oh my gosh! I'm Pinkie Pie! I'm from Ponyville, I don't really know where I am. I'm kind of lost. Does anyone have a map? I could really use a map. Or an atlas. But a map would be better.

OH OH! You know what this place needs?! A PARTY! Yes! A hotel PARTY! With balloons, and streamers and CANDY! LOTS OF CANDY! I think that would really liven this place up.

By the way... has anyone seen my friends? This has Twilight Sparkle written ALL OVER IT, but I don't want to point any hooves just yet. Rarity? Dashy? Fluttershy? AJ?! ANYONE?! HELLOOOOOOOooooOOO?!

Someone tell me I'm not losing my mind, and that they can see what I'm seeing too.

At least Beej isn't here.

Whatever brought me here, wherever here is, send me the hell back before I start redecorating.

One chance and one chance only before I start tearing down walls -and I'm not talking in the literal sense.