User: | red_sox (posted by chimerawinds) |
Date: | 2009-04-29 00:37 |
Subject: | Newsflash: Stienbrenner calls police Sunday |
Security: | Public |
Location: | home |
Mood: | cheerful |
Home plate was stolen from the NY Yankees. Suspect: very fast and wearing a red/white uniform with socks on the sleeves. Description fits Jacoby Ellsbury. Arrest will not be made any time soon.
Incidentally the foul ball Jeter hit would have been a homer in Yankee park. *winK*