Recruited! - Communications

Super lame.

Sorry, everyone I had plans with this weekend. They're sending me out on a mission tonight.

You'd all better miss me. Lily will tell me if you don't.

Backdated to sometime after the service

Right then.

Those of you responsible for the kindly wake up this morning can report to laundry at 1900. Surprisingly, we have an influx of bedsheets this evening that need to be ironed, starched and returned.

Those of you who were involved and fail to report for duty will not be given the luxury of bedsheets for the next week.

Filtered to Jaime

Given the circumstance, you are excused from duty this evening. Report to me after your return debrief and we'll find something for you to do to make up for it.

[Sent in the wee hours of Saturday morning]

They're back. Jaime's in the infirmary. I didn't hear what for yet; on my way there now.