Confessional [Piz slips into the confessional room, looking around curiously and sits in the chair, he looks in the general direction of the camera but not quite making eye contact with it. One knee is bouncing like mad and he seems overly nervous.]
I'm Piz. Just Piz. Only Sheriff Mars is allowed to call me Stosh. I, uh, I'm not really sure what I'm doing here. Wallace spent his summer helping protect children in Uganda. Veronica spent hers doing bad ass thing for the FBI. Can I curse? [Piz looks around for a minute as if expecting an answer but then just shrugs.]
I'm not used to being on camera, well, not intentionally. [His face heats up and he unconsciously touches his right side with his left hand.] I'm more of a radio person. It's my calling, naturally so I don't mind talking a lot. I'm not quite sure about my house mates just yet. [Piz leans forward and drops his voice to a whisper.] Did you know there are vampires here? I've seen some crazy things in my time, but apparently not as much as some. It's just kind of...creepy. Vampires and Miss Piggy, I don't even...there's just no proper way to think about this all.
[Piz leans back and looks a little helpless. He shrugs with a heavy sigh before getting up and leaving the confessional quietly.]