Reality Mod (![]() ![]() @ 2011-10-24 22:15:00 |
![]() |
|||
![]() |
|
![]() |
|
![]() |
Entry tags: | nigel inyourface, the news, wnn |
World News Network.
Hello, I'm Nigel Inyourface, reporting for WNN. I'm reporting live from Menomonie, Wisconsin, where we've finally received some live footage of the giant robot roaming our planet.
Footage shown of a giant robot on a college campus waving at the students as it walks along, followed by random snippets of bystanders that saw it happen.
"Yeah, man, it was awesome. He was all chill and the dude totally got all our Frisbees off our roof, it was pretty sweet."
"He fixed the clock tower that the union kept refusing to repair, do you think he charges for that kind of thing?"
"I think he's from Japan. I bet he's their new superweapon."
"Don't be stupid! He's too nice to be a weapon!"
"Did you ever think the robot is a girl?"
"Do you think it flies?"
"..There was a robot on campus?"
Tune to "In Your Face" tonight at 11, when I try to get up close and personal with this gentle giant. Then tune in to Wednesday's show, when I head to the town of Red Oak, Delaware, where I make history as the first journalist to hold a live interview with a dragon in North America.
Youtube footage is shown of Paladine, Harley, and the kids in the park as they enjoy pizza and talk about Dancing with the Stars.
I'm Nigel Inyourface and you're watching WNN.