A Little Wild Cherry (lane) wrote in realitycrashcom, @ 2011-09-22 23:43:00 |
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Current mood: | shocked |
So...
I just read about that big metropolitan city next door. It's new, as in mysteriously appeared (sound familiar?) a while back and the government is in there doing "research". I know I should have caught that sooner, but I was distracted by Wikipedia and I'm pretty sure that librarian hates me at this point.
A freaking CITY showed up. I caught some pictures online and it's MY city. Kind of. According this, there's a Daily Planet. It's not the same as mine from the looks of it, but it's similar enough to raise those red flags. This can't just be a coincidence. Where there is a Daily Planet there is a Metropolis. Where there's a Metropolis, there should be a Lois freaking Lane but the place is apparently abandoned.
So, any of you brainiacs out there, how does an entire city just appear out of nowhere?
By the way, hi. Lois Lane, Daily Planet. No, scratch that. Currently the newest hostess at that Abigail Winters place. Nice rooms though, mine has a view of a hedge maze.
Other things I've found of interest:
I've also discovered that there have been random increases in animal population, such as the number of endangered pandas have tripled within a few months. They didn't suddenly go on a breeding spree either. According to the articles full grown adults as well as the cubs have just been "found". There are other cases like that as well, but I thought pandas were a friendly sounding jumping point.
Bees. No, nothing important, but it was some meme about a bee weapon or something made into a bunch of macros.
They canceled All My Children. Now that is just crazy. I was going to let my sick kids, if I ever had any, waste their days watching that!
The Bachelor is still on tv. Why?
Vampires were apparently a big trend until the vampire attacks started, now people are starting to get paranoid about the subculture. This also goes hand in hand with zombies as apparently there is an actual military unit here official sanctioned for zombie killing. Why? Because zombies actually rose from the grave in town.
REM broke up. If I ever read about U2 breaking up, I'll know I'm in hell. Unless it's followed up with a return in popularity by Whitesnake. Only then will I reconsider my stance.
Tabloids, yes I'm checking in to tabloid articles. You can find truth in them. Anyway, tabloids. I've seen some articles on pig people in New York, a giant robot wandering the planet, the usual UFO sightings (which can happen), and a cornfield in Nebraska where people go in but don't come out of.
I'd have more info but unfortunately my access is limited right now, stupid library as I do have to actually earn my keep in my nice room. If I keep plugging the nice rooms, will that get me a bonus?