"You mean he might be giving you to me next?" Harley said deliberately misinterpreting Buffy's statement.
Harley raised her hand. "I'm kidding! I don't take advantage of women who are seeing two of me. I might get jealous of my twin." Harley smiled to show she was still joking.
"Look, Buffy wasn't it? I work at a boarding house and I'm sure my boss knows the town's local doctor. We can get you checked out and there's a room there you can crash after the doc says its okay for you to sleep."
Harley looked to the archer dude. "Green Arrow huh? Well better than Green Shaft I guess." She watched the man's hands as he tried to maintain a hold on the squirming Buffy. "Look, I'm not sure I like how your hands are moving there bub. Put Buffy down and you take Buffy's left arm and I'll take her right making for a Buffy sandwich and together we'll help her back to town.
Looks better for a lady to be escorted into town that way rather than you carrying her in ala Conan the Barbarian gets home after raping and pillaging a town.
I mean my way it looks like she is just drunk, your way she looks like Robin Hood scored with Maid Marian. And there is no way I'm just trailing after you two like I'm Friar Tuck-you-in. And while you are at it, just keep your quarter staff where I can keep an eye on it buddy! Er, I mean, not that I want to be eying your staff..." Harley paused as if reconsidering her words. "I mean don't you be trying anything with Buffy! A girl has to watch our for her reputation after all!"