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So I'd really appreciate it if somebody would tell me why zombies just appeared out of nowhere and tried to eat me. Thanks.

Is there any animals around? I want to be near some.

Anyone in the mood for 'childish antics and mischief' I know I am?

Could take down a few zombies while we're at it?

If I'm here, then I guess there's a pretty good chance that one of my friends might be, too. Carla, J.D., Turk? Dr. Cox or Dr. Kelso? Um, Janitor, even? It's Elliot, so if you're here, please say something.

Will we be notified if that teleporter is repaired? Are they working on it?

Ok, so exciting, new, not prison so definite bonus there.

Still, someone want to explain to me just what the hell is going on? I'm starting to get bored of using zombies for target practice.