Raccoon City Communications

So... zombies, huh? I'd never believe it if I didn't see it. I suppose it could be worse. Actually, I have seen and faced worse. I wasn't always a lawyer. Though these guys are lucky I'm not pressing charges for manhandling. I could do worse.

I should probably introduce myself, then. My name is Cole Turner. I've had all types of jobs in the past, aside from lawyering as I said. I was also a spy, agent, bodyguard, and hunter. Unfortunately, I don't have credentials with me, but I'll see if I can make do.

[Private to Deacon Frost]

Hey, if you still need a sword, I can give it to you now. I figured it's as good a weapon as any to take out these beasts. I've done it too, in my own way. I'll probably go do it again soon.

Where are you? You haven't been home in 2 bloody days and I haven't even gotten a call. Are you alright?

Okay, I have been through quite a few end of the world situations. I've seen aliens, the fall of the Daleks, the rise of the Cybermen, etc. But I can't simply understand what the bloody hell is going on. Are those things properly alive? And for that matter, where am I, and where is my TARDIS?

What the FUCK?
What are those angels doing now?
FREAKING ZOMBIES.

SAM?!