Like Nicki Minaj before me, I'm on some dumb shit.
Would anyone be interested in either writing Seymour Krelborn/Audrey from Little Shop of Horrors or coming up with a modernized version thereof? I'm down for some originally unrequited feelings, some sad pining whilst Audrey fucks about is Audrey amidst a potential world ending plant-related catastrophe.
I'm most interested in writing Seymour/the male counterpart. I could also be down for this as a femme line rather than a het line but no slash, please.