Long shot but could I find a BuffyBot that's programmed for Xander instead of Spike?
Short of that, would love to implement a 'lust' spell on someone willing to play a character falling head over heels. This can work in the Buffyverse or we can use characters from another fandom to create this. (I.E. Harvey Bullock or another character from Gotham gets a special concoction from Ivy's plants that deems them every woman's perfect mate, or Smallville with Lex Luthor using pheromones to lure the women in to his bed chambers... etc.)
There are a wide variety of fandoms that this could work in so feel free to suggest something at me or we can talk it out in private!