ownedmod salma hayek, eva mendes, penelope cruz or jennifer lopez as this girl's godmother/aunt who works at hale as a tenured professor for a grounded platonic family line. more servi and domini to mess around or bicker with, lesbicorns, sorority babes for sorority-related shenanigans and the like, dance team members, etc. also, steve milatos or sonny henty for something semi-detailed with this chica