Can I get an Aubrey Plaza, Hayden Panettiere, Kristen Bell, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Nicki Minaj, Beyonce, Jennifer Lopez, Sarah Chalke, Tiffani Amber-Thiessan, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Alyssa Milano, Eliza Coupe, Judy Reyes, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Miley Cyrus, L'il Kim, Mandy Moore, Lisa Edelstein or potentially another older or at least well experienced woman to have some fun with on tour, and hopefully after the fact.