Would anyone be interested in writing the male half of a faux Celeb Big Brother line?
She's a former musician turned writer/journalist that had some success in the 00s, he was a big deal in the 80s before he turned to producing, which is how they met ten years ago, with him producing her band's two albums. Only obviously that wasn't all. Despite him being more than twice her age they ended up in a relationship that lasted about as long as her music career did, a couple of years.
Now they're trapped in a house together, and really she never quite got over him.
Was thinking both of us could play multiple characters as required, less actual celebs more types - the glamour model, the sexist pig etc.