I AM SO BORED.
So bored. And tired of hearing about this hurricane. Behold, the fruits of my frustration.
Myron's Family - A study of dysfunction and eccentricity.
Lewis Myron Forrest-Lacey, Jr. KING OF UNNECESSARY BEARDS. B. 3 February 1940. Muggle. Director of sales, Forrest-Lacey Brewing Co. Family is fucking rich. They're in the damn society papers, okay? His parents are old as shit and still stubbornly refuse to die. Macabre sense of everything. Has an absurdly large collection of American grindhouse films. And you better believe he's going to make sure you show up for the annual family Christmas brunch at some snooty hotel. Fun and games ensue as everyone else tries to pretend to be Muggles.
Seraphina Forrest-Lacey (nee Wagtail). THE KWEEN OF GLASS. B. 18 December 1944. Half-blood. House wife, glass artist. Ravenclaw '63. Daughter of a Scottish Witch and a Romanichal Muggle who left the community to marry his wife. Decidedly working class background. Met Lewis in a tea shop where she worked and hid the fact that she was a witch from him until their kids started doing accidental magic. She will not be blamed for wanting to tap that. Um, wouldn't you? Currently has a shop that sells an assortment of glass decor and fancy window panes. Awkward forced tolerance remains between her and her in-laws. She gives no shits.
Alexandra Forrest-Lacey. BADASS CELLIST. B. 3 October 1968. Hufflepuff '87. Wizard Philharmonic Orchestra, cellist. Getting hitched to some dude named Rick. First chair, she is just that good. May or may not be a female version of Myron, but with 90% less cats.
Lewis Myron Forrest-Lacey III Myron Wagtail. THE GRANDEST FRONT MAN EVER TO FRONT. B. 25 January 1970. Ravenclaw '88. LAME LOSER. Ew. Sorry, world.
Maria Forrest-Lacey. FIERCE QUEEN OF TAILORING. B. 15 December 1971. Ravenclaw '90. Fashion designer. Sometime party girl, more often obsessive about her work. Design is srs bsns. Always ~makes it work~, is a vegetarian. Fixated on high heels and 60s fashion trends.
David Forrest-Lacey. FUCKING HIPSTER CURSEBREAKER. B. 8 October 1973. Ravenclaw '92. Cursebreaker. Can usually be found in some other country, rolling in gold and cursed objects. Might be something of a dick. But always sends the best gifts. Will show up randomly on your doorstep, with a 75% chance that he will reek of weed.