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Davis Kitton will remember that (dorked) wrote in quiddtalk,
@ 2017-07-23 21:02:00

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character: aleksey petrovski, character: ethan bradley, character: prentice bradley, character: vail rivers

Yeah, Aleks. That was a great idea! I told that girl she was jucier than a plum and she dumped the drink I bought her on me.

I told you. No need for socks.

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	Heidi dorked 2017-07-25 05:00 am UTC (link)
	Listen, Heidi. It's been said I am an idiot. I know you probably didn't want to find out this way, but here we are. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Prentice gossiping 2017-07-25 05:05 am UTC (link)
	You aren't an idiot. You just clearly got some terrible advice. If you want to talk to a girl, all you have to do is be yourself. You're great, just on your own. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Heidi dorked 2017-07-25 05:08 am UTC (link)
	Are you suggesting you don't get nervous trying to meet someone new? If so, I wish I had that charisma. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Prentice gossiping 2017-07-25 05:11 am UTC (link)
	Of course you'll be nervous if you psych yourself out. You have to just walk up and talk to them like they are a human being with thoughts and feelings and dreams. Not like they are a piece of fruit. No one wants to be treated like a piece of fruit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Heidi dorked 2017-07-25 05:13 am UTC (link)
	But what if that person was the most perfect fruit. What if I'm vegetarian? What if that was the most alpha compliment I could come up with? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Prentice gossiping 2017-07-25 05:15 am UTC (link)
	It's not about the compliments. It's about the conversation. If you're just complementing someone to have something to say, it doesn't mean shite. It's not real. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Heidi dorked 2017-07-25 05:24 am UTC (link)
	You're right. I shouldn't be debating this with you. Maybe I'll find someone who isn't insufferable and is a laugh. Know anyone you'd recommend? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Prentice gossiping 2017-07-25 05:29 am UTC (link)
	I don't really know. My friends are a little old for you. What about the Russian girl? She seems sweet. Or you could just tell me your type and I'll find someone. I have many, many contacts, and I do love playing matchmaker. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Heidi dorked 2017-07-25 05:32 am UTC (link)
	Ellie? She's on the team. There's a few things I'm not such an idiot about. Aleks said it best - you don't shit where you eat. Also. That's alright. I'd probably make an idiot out of both of us. I do need to bring around that candle. It's been sitting on my nightstand for almost two weeks. Sorry. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Prentice gossiping 2017-07-25 05:36 am UTC (link)
	~~You actually got me a candle?~~ I'm going to find someone for you. It's my new mission in life. Merlin knows I need something to do. And thank you, for the candle. That's very kind of you, Prentice. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Heidi dorked 2017-07-25 05:41 am UTC (link)
	It's the least I could do. I don't like the way people treat you for simply doing your job. Whatever you do, just please make sure she's kind. Pretty wouldn't hurt. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Prentice gossiping 2017-07-25 05:45 am UTC (link)
	Pretty and kind. That shouldn't be too difficult. I think also has to have a sense of humour. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Heidi dorked 2017-07-25 05:46 am UTC (link)
	Oh, Merlin yes. Also, probably some patience. Preferably with no blood bias. I've got no patience for that. Maybe someone artsy? (Reply to this) (Parent)

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