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Tweak says, "WHAT!?"

Davis Kitton will remember that (dorked) wrote in quiddtalk,
@ 2017-07-23 21:02:00

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character: aleksey petrovski, character: ethan bradley, character: prentice bradley, character: vail rivers

Yeah, Aleks. That was a great idea! I told that girl she was jucier than a plum and she dumped the drink I bought her on me.

I told you. No need for socks.

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	petrovski 2017-07-24 02:50 am UTC (link)
	That's not going to fix anything if you go through all that effort and then tell the next bird that as long as you've got a face, she has a place to sit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dorked 2017-07-24 02:50 am UTC (link)
	You know, that's pretty funny. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	petrovski 2017-07-24 02:51 am UTC (link)
	Do not say that. Unless you want to get kneed in the balls. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dorked 2017-07-24 02:52 am UTC (link)
	I learned my lesson in fifth year, thanks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	petrovski 2017-07-24 02:54 am UTC (link)
	Do I even want to know? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dorked 2017-07-24 03:04 am UTC (link)
	I hit a seventh year with a bludger. She returned the favor. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	petrovski 2017-07-24 03:06 am UTC (link)
	That's less exciting than I hoped. What you need is a wingman. I'll can talk you up. You'll see. It'll be easy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dorked 2017-07-24 03:26 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, alright. So. My least is month to month. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	petrovski 2017-07-24 03:33 am UTC (link)
	All we need to do is find a new place and we'll be drowning in women. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dorked 2017-07-24 03:46 am UTC (link)
	But where should we go? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	petrovski 2017-07-24 03:49 am UTC (link)
	Fuck if I know. I can't be amazing at everything, buddy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dorked 2017-07-24 03:53 am UTC (link)
	Right. Alright. Muggle or wizarding area? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	petrovski 2017-07-24 03:55 am UTC (link)
	Whatever is cheaper. I'm not exactly swole in the pocket area. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dorked 2017-07-24 03:56 am UTC (link)
	Alright, good. I still think my brother would be a sound investment. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	petrovski 2017-07-24 03:59 am UTC (link)
	I'm in, if only because I think we might actually make his head explode and I would like to see that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dorked 2017-07-24 04:22 am UTC (link)
	And the cooking. He made it clear that we will go broke if we do nothing but order takeaway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	petrovski 2017-07-24 04:36 am UTC (link)
	Nah, we just got to get you a little girlfriend to do the cooking and cleaning. That'll fix that problem. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dorked 2017-07-25 02:03 am UTC (link)
	A housewife. That's what we need. A female roommate. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	petrovski 2017-07-25 02:09 am UTC (link)
	No. Haven't you ever heard that you shouldn't shit where you eat? No, not a good idea. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dorked 2017-07-25 02:18 am UTC (link)
	We gotta find the place to eat before we worry about the shitting! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	petrovski 2017-07-25 02:30 am UTC (link)
	I'm leaving that in your capable hands. You know what your brother likes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	badpublicity 2017-07-25 04:28 am UTC (link)
	I have a place to live... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dorked 2017-07-25 04:33 am UTC (link)
	But you could have another one... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	badpublicity 2017-07-25 04:53 am UTC (link)
	Why would I need two residences? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dorked 2017-07-25 05:02 am UTC (link)
	You don't. You just need one. Think of how much money you'd save. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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