InsaneJournal

Music festivals are chaotic and dirty and full of incredibly shady characters. And yet, shockingly, I survived and even managed to have a good time.

Of course, coming home to the news that several players in the League had been suspended on grounds that feel a bit...convoluted was disconcerting.

[Percy Weasley]

Look. I realize you're mostly the messenger in all of this, but you have to give them something more than just vague threats. We need a comprehensive list of things that are going to get them benched. Just saying "suspicious things" makes it very difficult for innocent players to feel like they'll be left alone.

[/Percy Weasley]

[Magpies]

Thank you for not burning anything to the ground while I was away this weekend. It's a marked improvement from the last time.

On a more serious note, I think that personal belongings ought to be kept out of your lockers on game days. I know some of you have your routines and your superstitions rituals, but based on what I'm hearing about players getting benched for unrelated things in their lockers, I'd much prefer the lot of you keep your things somewhere secure and be able to play.

[/Magpies]

[James]

Thanks again. For the mandated fun and the place to sleep. It was really very considerate of you.

[/James]