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Percy Weasley follows rules (after making them) (arulefollower) wrote in quiddtalk,
@ 2017-07-13 17:05:00

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character: darby blue, character: george weasley, character: heidi macavoy, character: matilda dukelow, character: percy weasley, character: prentice bradley

I understand that there are many people who are upset with the new pre- and post-game policies instituted on behalf of health and safety. I understand that there might be frustration and the Quidditch Commission is an easy target. However, whatever issue you may take with me an my office should not be taken out on my assistant or our office intern.

Thankfully, most of the damage was contained to my private office, but I unfortunately had to send both of them home for the day because they were covered in a potent mixture of Bulbadox powder, stinksap, and Ever-Changing ink. Meanwhile, I am cleaning up the damage caused by our mysterious benefactor who was no doubt inspired by recent events at Witch Weekly.

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	Darby arulefollower 2017-07-14 01:32 am UTC (link)
	The longer you know me the more you will find that I do not often reap benefits. That is quite the ringing endorsement, thank you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Percy cirsium 2017-07-14 02:18 am UTC (link)
	But you come with cake! And meticulous note taking! My opinions are very important. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Darby arulefollower 2017-07-14 02:34 am UTC (link)
	Not everyone deserves cake. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Percy cirsium 2017-07-14 02:58 am UTC (link)
	I got cake. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Darby arulefollower 2017-07-14 03:08 am UTC (link)
	That's because you deserved it. It's going to be a very long night. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Percy cirsium 2017-07-14 03:12 am UTC (link)
	I'm grossly flattered. Still cleaning? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Darby arulefollower 2017-07-14 03:14 am UTC (link)
	There is nothing gross about it. Organising now. I'm wondering if the whiskey is helping or hindering at this point. I knew I should have never kept a bottle in my desk. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Percy cirsium 2017-07-14 03:17 am UTC (link)
	You're sweet. Always helping. Any lasting damage? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Darby arulefollower 2017-07-14 03:22 am UTC (link)
	Don't you know I'm a cold, uptight, bastard? Some files may need to be copied over again. The ink will not clean. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Percy cirsium 2017-07-14 03:23 am UTC (link)
	We both know that's bullshit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Darby arulefollower 2017-07-14 03:29 am UTC (link)
	Is it? You've only known me for a short time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Percy cirsium 2017-07-14 03:32 am UTC (link)
	Shall I list the ways? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Darby arulefollower 2017-07-14 03:42 am UTC (link)
	You will make me blush. Of course, it might just be the alcohol. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Percy cirsium 2017-07-14 03:48 am UTC (link)
	Definitely the alchohol. Though I am glad you understand the importance of my opinions. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Darby arulefollower 2017-07-14 03:53 am UTC (link)
	People deserve to have their voices heard. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Percy cirsium 2017-07-14 04:00 am UTC (link)
	Probably just the smart ones. Though I was referring to the blush inducing opinions specifically. I bet you're hearing a whole lot of the other kinds of opinions. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Darby arulefollower 2017-07-14 04:04 am UTC (link)
	Listening is what I do. And ruin people's fun. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Percy cirsium 2017-07-14 04:15 am UTC (link)
	Well, truth be told I'm not too keen on being chosen to pee in a cup. But I ain't got shit to hide. And anyone that does is a right dick. But it does feel a bit invasive with the lockers and whatnot. How do you feel about the whole thing? You've got a lot going on. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Darby arulefollower 2017-07-14 04:28 am UTC (link)
	The searches were a bad idea. Or at least should have been left up to the discretion of team owners and managers. Of course, that is not a position I can hold publicly because they will need a scapegoat. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Percy cirsium 2017-07-14 04:36 am UTC (link)
	And how the fuck did you secure that honor? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Darby arulefollower 2017-07-14 04:50 am UTC (link)
	Politics. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Percy cirsium 2017-07-14 04:51 am UTC (link)
	You spelled bullshit wrong. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Percy arulefollower 2017-07-14 04:55 am UTC (link)
	Often they are synonyms for one another. And to think, I wanted to join the Ministry to change the world. Also to gain prestige. Mostly the prestige. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Percy cirsium 2017-07-14 04:57 am UTC (link)
	And what do you want now? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Darby arulefollower 2017-07-14 05:04 am UTC (link)
	Immediately? To have this office back the way it should be. In the long term? I wish I could do something good. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)