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Cassandra Trelawney ([info]blondemagic) wrote in [info]quiddtalk,
@ 2017-07-06 12:36:00

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Entry tags:character: noreen kirkby

My grandmother keeps sending me books on embroidery as if this is the middle ages and that's all a woman is good for. I've decided to return the favor by sending her unlabeled chocolate-covered insects. Petty might be my new middle name.



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[info]gothedistance
2017-07-07 12:21 am UTC (link)
I will say this about my Gran, if she were to send one of those to me and my sister, she would also be sending it to my brothers. That being said, good for you. And if she complains, just let her know that insects are high in protein.

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[info]blondemagic
2017-07-07 01:14 am UTC (link)
Oh no, my brothers get manly things like cigars and woodcarving bullshit. What if I want to play with knives? I'm the one with a damned pig foetus on my desk. I think I can handle something a little more substantial.

/rant

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[info]gothedistance
2017-07-07 01:23 am UTC (link)
Who wouldn't want to play with knives? Though I now think I've been put off bacon for awhile.

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[info]blondemagic
2017-07-07 01:33 am UTC (link)
That's my question. Not a fan of dead baby animals in jars?

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[info]gothedistance
2017-07-07 01:38 am UTC (link)
Not particularly.

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[info]blondemagic
2017-07-07 01:46 am UTC (link)
Yeah... That's most people.

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[info]gothedistance
2017-07-07 02:59 am UTC (link)
I'm rather normal that way.

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[info]blondemagic
2017-07-07 03:09 am UTC (link)
I've never been very good at normal.

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[info]encyclopedic
2017-07-07 01:32 am UTC (link)
Do you have a pig foetus because of its similarity to human musculus-skelature?

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[info]blondemagic
2017-07-07 01:37 am UTC (link)
... You give me too much credit. I have a pig foetus because it's cool.

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[info]encyclopedic
2017-07-07 01:40 am UTC (link)
It can be cool and you can acknowledge the similarity.

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[info]blondemagic
2017-07-07 01:45 am UTC (link)
And yet acknowledging that doesn't help me in the slightest as it would help most with cycloptic children missing one arm.

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[info]encyclopedic
2017-07-07 03:00 am UTC (link)
Maybe, but most people don't realise this. Most people are idiots.

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[info]blondemagic
2017-07-07 03:11 am UTC (link)
This is true on both counts but what's the point of rehashing the same conversation of how dense most people are?

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[info]encyclopedic
2017-07-07 03:17 am UTC (link)
Because it makes me feel better about myself. Now that feelings time is over. what other creepy-cool things do you have on your desk?

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[info]blondemagic
2017-07-07 03:25 am UTC (link)
Fair enough. I've recently acquired a sculpture in a bell jar of a tree and a graveyard made of human hair.

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[info]encyclopedic
2017-07-07 03:45 am UTC (link)
I've....acquired nothing. I am going book hunting later.

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[info]blondemagic
2017-07-07 03:48 am UTC (link)
And not inviting me?

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[info]encyclopedic
2017-07-07 03:55 am UTC (link)
How are you with old, twitchy, Japanese men?

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[info]blondemagic
2017-07-07 04:50 am UTC (link)
Honestly, it's never come up. Probably the same as I am with most everyone though - incredibly Scottish.

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[info]encyclopedic
2017-07-07 05:03 pm UTC (link)
You can come if you want, just don't ask me to translate.

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[info]blondemagic
2017-07-07 05:21 pm UTC (link)
Best not. I like to know when people are insulting me. Why would I ask you to translate, though? Isn't Jiang a Chinese surname? Why would you know Japanese? Even still, I don't know if you're multilingual at all.

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[info]encyclopedic
2017-07-07 05:26 pm UTC (link)
It is, but I actually know more Japanese than Chinese. Learned enough of it when I was at Mahoutokoro to allow me a passable conversation about esoteric knowledge but not to order sushi at a restaurant.

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[info]blondemagic
2017-07-07 05:31 pm UTC (link)
Go fucking figure. You really should learn to order food though. I'd think that would be a far more common conversation than esoteric--no, nevermind. With you, the exact opposite is true.

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[info]encyclopedic
2017-07-07 05:47 pm UTC (link)
I don't like sushi anyway. Too fishy.

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(no subject) - [info]blondemagic, 2017-07-07 06:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]encyclopedic, 2017-07-07 09:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]blondemagic, 2017-07-07 09:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]encyclopedic, 2017-07-08 02:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]blondemagic, 2017-07-08 02:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]encyclopedic, 2017-07-08 03:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]blondemagic, 2017-07-08 03:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]encyclopedic, 2017-07-08 03:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]blondemagic, 2017-07-08 03:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]encyclopedic, 2017-07-08 04:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]blondemagic, 2017-07-08 04:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]encyclopedic, 2017-07-08 04:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]blondemagic, 2017-07-08 04:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]encyclopedic, 2017-07-08 04:32 am UTC

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