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Tweak says, "Say No more, money amour. "

Cassandra Trelawney (blondemagic) wrote in quiddtalk,
@ 2017-07-06 12:36:00

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character: noreen kirkby

My grandmother keeps sending me books on embroidery as if this is the middle ages ~~and that's all a woman is good for~~. I've decided to return the favor by sending her unlabeled chocolate-covered insects. Petty might be my new middle name.

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	incolumitas 2017-07-06 09:09 pm UTC (link)
	I meant the bugs! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondemagic 2017-07-06 09:12 pm UTC (link)
	Oh! Well, that's what the internet is for. I could also get cricket flour which is exactly what it says on the tin. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	incolumitas 2017-07-06 09:14 pm UTC (link)
	Ah, I'm a bit shit at the internet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondemagic 2017-07-06 09:16 pm UTC (link)
	Do you need lessons? I'm not a great teacher but I could help with the basics. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	incolumitas 2017-07-06 09:27 pm UTC (link)
	Well I am trying to plan a holiday. I could probably use Internet assistance? I hear that's mighty fast. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondemagic 2017-07-06 09:30 pm UTC (link)
	Mm, you might be better off doing that the magic way. Everything online takes Muggle money and debit cards. I'm sure there's some kind of deep underground magic internet but I've yet to be shown it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	incolumitas 2017-07-06 10:09 pm UTC (link)
	Well I do have those. I'm not completely inept. Though I would definitely appreciate magicnet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondemagic 2017-07-06 10:34 pm UTC (link)
	One never knows with witches and wizards. Imagine if it existed? Just tap your wand on the screen and things get delivered... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	incolumitas 2017-07-07 12:53 am UTC (link)
	All the magic in the world and we can't accomplish this. I'm a bit bummed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondemagic 2017-07-07 01:09 am UTC (link)
	If Sabrina can do it -- although that reference is probably lost on you... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	incolumitas 2017-07-07 01:14 am UTC (link)
	Should I not ask who Sabrina is? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondemagic 2017-07-07 01:18 am UTC (link)
	Muggle television show called "Sabrina the Teenage Witch." She's got a spell book that she can just get stuff from. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	incolumitas 2017-07-07 01:24 am UTC (link)
	Gosh, if only Muggles understood how rough conjuring really was. I still can't get my tea kettles to stop making the water taste funny. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondemagic 2017-07-07 01:25 am UTC (link)
	... What does your water taste like then? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	incolumitas 2017-07-07 01:29 am UTC (link)
	I thought it was tinny for a bit there but I'm starting to lean towards salty. I've gone back to storebought. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondemagic 2017-07-07 01:38 am UTC (link)
	... Have you tried a new kettle? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	incolumitas 2017-07-07 01:47 am UTC (link)
	I've purchased a replacement, yes. I'm much better with things a bit less domestic. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondemagic 2017-07-07 01:57 am UTC (link)
	Might just be something wrong with your water, honestly. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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