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[Magpies]

Patrick will be taking leave until further notice. It is his decision and I expect that we will all support him in his choice.

Any questions you may get from anyone concerning the article are to be met with the response of "I'm sorry. It's not my place to comment on the personal lives of my teammates. Thanks for understanding." If you can possibly make them feel a little sorry for even asking, even better.

Any questions you may get from Witch Weekly, including "sorry, what's the time?" Your response is "no comment." This is until further notice.

I can only help to control this story and keep Patrick's privacy safe if I have full cooperation. My job is to protect each and every one of you and this organization from nonsense like this. Please do not make my job harder by attempting to deal with the press yourself.


If anyone gets into a physical altercation over this, you'll have me to deal with. It won't be fun. Keep your hands to yourselves for the love of