britin1729 (britin1729) wrote in qaf_drabbles, @ 2011-12-22 13:47:00 |
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Entry tags: | gusmas 2011 |
Gusmas 2011
Title: Adventures in House Sitting, Pt 1
Author: britin1729
Prompt: Wine
They decide on Thai and wine for dinner, but when Michael goes to grab the bottle, it's nearly empty.
"Did we drink this?" he asks, holding up the bottle for Ben's inspection, but Ben is examining the plants on their counter with a frown on his face.
"They're all dead or dying," he says as a dry, brown leaf falls off a drooping plant. "These were flourishing when we left!"
Title: Adventures in House Sitting, Pt 2
Author: britin1729
Prompt: Table
Suddenly, it's all clear.
"Assholes," Michael mutters, scowling at the nearly empty wine bottle. He swallows the last mouthful and goes to throw it in the trash. Inside, he finds an empty box of condoms. "They used all our condoms, too!"
"At least they remembered to feed the fish," says Ben, peering into the beta's bowl.
Michael sighs and retrieves their cleaning supplies from the cabinet. "We're disinfecting every surface in the house. I'm not eating dinner until I'm sure we won't find come on our table."