britin1729 (britin1729) wrote in qaf_drabbles, @ 2008-11-26 16:56:00 |
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Entry tags: | author: britin1729, challenge #92: jeans |
Challenge #92: Jeans
Title: Endless Philosophical Mysteries
Author: britin1729
Condom: 2 to Drew
“Ever wondered why people always wear jeans?” Justin asked curiously, stretching out on the couch, like a cat in the sun.
Brian arched an eyebrow, glancing at him from the kitchen, having just come back from the gym. “Not really.”
“I mean, why don't people wear like...pajama pants instead? Or sweat pants? They're more comfortable. Everyone should just...walk around in pajama pants all the time. And slippers.”
“Are you high?” Brian asked, coming to look intently into Justin's eyes.
“Maybe a little.”
“Explains a lot.”
“Yeah.”
“No more getting high while I'm not here,” warned Brian.
“Why not?”
~.~
“Because you, Sunshine, are already in your 'life is an endless philosophical mystery' phase. I missed the 'everything in the world is a fucking hysterical joke' phase, and that's the best part.”
Justin nodded seriously. “Oh. Okay. Hey Brian?”
“Yeah?”
“Ever wondered what makes the Earth float?”
“Um...no,” said Brian honestly, sitting down beside him.
“Oh.”
Brian grinned at the look of serious contemplation on Justin's face. The blond looked surprised when Brian reached over to unbutton the jeans Justin had been so earnestly musing over.
“Hey Sunshine, ever wondered what a rim job on 'E' would feel like?”