qafcracked (qafcracked) wrote in qaf_drabbles, @ 2008-10-16 18:57:00 |
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Entry tags: | author: dirtylttlescret, challenge #87: masturbation |
Challenge #87: masturbation
Title: Squick Factor
Author: dirtylttlescret
Condom: Justin
“Ew, gross,” said Justin. “I did not need to hear that.”
“What?” said Daphne. “You tell me about all of the perverted things that you do with your boyfriend. Why can’t I tell you about my sex life?”
“Totally different. One, you actually want to hear about Brian and me fucking.”
“Debatable.”
“You press me for details all the time!”
“Fine. And point number two?”
“You masturbating with a new rabbit does not constitute a sex life.”
“Whatever,” Daphne said rolling her eyes. “I get off, it’s fabulous, everybody’s happy. I wanna share.”
“Daphne, you really need to get laid.”