| Challenge #87: Closed // Challenge #88: Super Heroes |
[Oct. 16th, 2008|09:30 pm] |
Challenge #87 is now closed. Thank you to everyone who drabbled this past week (and the one extra day).
It was a close race. Daphne was awarded 23 condoms and Justin is our winner with 26 condoms!
 
New Condom Challengers: Justin vs. Lindsay
Challenge Prompt: Super Heroes
(Costumes, Comic Books, Halloween parties, anything that has to do with Super Heroes)
Have Fun!
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| Challenge # 87: Closed |
[Oct. 16th, 2008|09:03 pm] |
Challenge #87 is now officially closed.
I'm in the process of counting the condoms and will be back to you momentarily with the results.
I'm very sorry for the delay in closing the challenge this week.
So, no more drabbling :)
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| Challenge #87: masturbation |
[Oct. 16th, 2008|06:57 pm] |
Title: Squick Factor
Author: ![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) dirtylttlescret
Condom: Justin
“Ew, gross,” said Justin. “I did not need to hear that.”
“What?” said Daphne. “You tell me about all of the perverted things that you do with your boyfriend. Why can’t I tell you about my sex life?”
“Totally different. One, you actually want to hear about Brian and me fucking.”
“Debatable.”
“You press me for details all the time!”
“Fine. And point number two?”
“You masturbating with a new rabbit does not constitute a sex life.”
“Whatever,” Daphne said rolling her eyes. “I get off, it’s fabulous, everybody’s happy. I wanna share.”
“Daphne, you really need to get laid.” |
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| Challenge #87: Masturbation |
[Oct. 16th, 2008|08:55 pm] |
Title: Vibrations
Author: britin1729
Condom: 1 to Daph
“Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!”
“Are you cumming?” Brian arched an eyebrow at Justin's frantic voice over the phone.
“Oh God...it's horrible...it's terrible...”
“What the fuck's going on over there?”
“I found...things, Brian,” Justin gulped. “I just needed to borrow Daphne's cell phone...”
“You're cumming because you found Daphne's cell phone?”
“No! I went in her room looking for it, and...I found...”
“Let me guess? You found her secret shrine to me in her closet?”
“I found her vibrator!”
Silence. “I'm coming over there. Pussy masturbation tools are nothing to take lightly.” |
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| Challenge #87: masturbation |
[Oct. 16th, 2008|06:40 pm] |
Title: Longing
Author: dirtylttlescret
Condom: Justin
Emmett loved sex almost as much as Brian did. Sex over a couch in a stranger’s apartment, sex on a park bench at two in the morning, sex on fabulously luxurious sheets in a mansion with a man he adored.
But where Brian would fuck a trick just to prove he was alpha male, or to maintain a solid wall around his fragile heart, Emmett sometimes needed to feel loved.
Emmett picked up his cell, but didn’t dial. “I miss you Drew,” he said into the silence.
Then he wrapped his hand around his shaft and slowly started to stroke. |
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| Challenge #87: masturbation |
[Oct. 16th, 2008|06:30 pm] |
Title: Saudade
Author: dirtylttlescret
Condom: Justin
“God, oh fuck,” said Justin, coming all over his stomach and chest. He let his hand fall away from his cock, his eyes photosensitive as he came down from his orgasmic high. He ran his fingers through the come on his skin, keeping his eyes closed as he rubbed it in. After a minute, he brought a dirty finger up to his mouth and sucked on it, pretending it was Brian’s salty taste on his tongue and not his own. His cock stirred, slowly filling again as his mind filled with thoughts of him.
Some days were harder than others. |
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| challenge #87: masturbation |
[Oct. 16th, 2008|06:22 pm] |
Title: Solo
Author: dirtylttlescret
Condom: Justin
Brian had a theory that the number of times he masturbated solo while Justin was out of town, rather than fucking a trick, was directly proportional to his lesbianism.
So rather than slicking on lube and jerking himself off to the thought of Justin’s ass sliding up and down around his cock, he went to Babylon and found a hot-blooded substitute. The thudding bass, a couple tumblers of Regal, and a hard body made the perfect formula for getting off.
But if Justin’s face slipped into his thoughts while coming into a trick’s mouth, that wasn’t so lesbianic, was it? |
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| Challenge #87: Masturbation |
[Oct. 16th, 2008|08:05 pm] |
Title: Pop Quiz
Author: britin1729
Condom: 1 to Daphne “Hey Brian?” “Yeah?” “What's the most times you've had sex in one day?” “Fifteen.” Justin raised his eyebrows. “Fifteen?” “Yeah, that one day I took off work and you skipped school.” “Oh yeah...my ass hurt for like a week after that...” Brian snorted. “And yet you were begging me to fuck you the very next day in the shower.” Justin ignored him. “Hey, what's the most times you've jerked off in one day?” he asked after a short pause in which he returned his attention to the computer in front of him. Brian thought for a moment. “Eight. Why? ~.~ |
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| Challenge #87: masturbation |
[Oct. 16th, 2008|06:08 pm] |
Title: Alley Cats
Author: dirtylttlescret
Condom: Justin
Justin leaned back against the alley wall, his pants around his knees, ass against the cold bricks. Brian swirled his tongue around the head of Justin’s cock, causing him to moan incoherently when he took him to the back of his throat.
Then Brian stopped.
“What the…” Justin whimpered, clutching at Brian’s hair.
“I want to see you finish,” said Brian, placing Justin’s own hand on his dick.
He hesitated, but when he saw Brian stick out his tongue in anticipation, waiting patiently on his knees for his reward, he wrapped his hand tighter around his cock and let go. |
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| Challenge #87: Masturbation |
[Oct. 16th, 2008|07:21 pm] |
Title: WASPS
Author: britin1729
Condoms: 3 to Daphne “Justin?” “No...” “Who the fuck is this? And why do you have Justin's cell phone?” “Brian? Is that you? Why are you whispering?” “Debbie? Where's Justin?” Brian demanded. “He's working! What do you want?” Debbie asked shrilly. “Just give the phone to him, Deb.” “Fine. But you better make it quick,” the woman snapped. “I don't think we'll have a problem with that,” Brian said honestly. He rolled his eyes at the sound of Debbie calling Justin in the background. “Sunshine! Your asshole is on the phone.” “Brian?” Justin sounded confused, and understandably so. “Sunshine?” “It's me,” Justin assured him. ~.~ |
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| Challenge # 87 |
[Oct. 16th, 2008|08:07 pm] |
TITLE: It's Time for Mango and Marshmallow To Go Home
AUTHOR: happier_bunny
NOTES: Thanks to xie_xie_xie for the beta and to 4cupcakes1988 for the use of her 'verse again.
CONDOM: JUSTIN
"You should've seen them all."
Lindsay laughed. "I can't picture it."
Just then, the loft door slid open and Brian walked in. "Picture what?" He walked behind Justin and wrapped his arms around him.
"I was just telling Lindsay about all the fun we had with Mango and Marshmallow."
Brian tightened his grip. "You'll be fucking your hand for a month." He whispered.
"It's true, Mommy. Mango and Marshmallow were tired from all the wrestling. I think Daddy was tired from wrestling too, so Daddy slept with Mango and Marshmallow. We even took a picture."
"Make that six months, Sunshine." |
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| Challenge #87: Masturbation |
[Oct. 16th, 2008|04:59 pm] |
Title: Absence
Author: Xie
Condom: Justin
Justin was laughing over the phone. "Where are you? Babylon?"
"Where else would I be on a Friday night?"
I heard a loud noise. "Hang on…"
A minute later, he was back. "Sorry. Brett's having a party tonight and his caterer was blocking the driveway."
I smiled. "Sounds a lot more exciting than Babylon."
"Well, I wish he'd stop having parties on work nights. I swear, that guy never sleeps."
I listened to him chatter for a few minutes. After we hung up, I picked my glass up off the bedside table, and slid my hand inside my unbuttoned jeans. |
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| Challenge #87: Masturbation |
[Oct. 16th, 2008|07:40 pm] |
Title: Saturday Interlude with Mango and Marshmallow
Author: happier_bunny
Notes: Thanks to 4cupcakes1988 for letting me borrow her 'verse and to besamislabios for the help and to my lovely beta, xie_xie_xie
Condom: JUSTIN
Brian walked out of the bathroom and stopped dead in his tracks.
"What. Is. This?" He motioned to the rabbit crate sitting on the bed between Justin and Gus.
"Mango and Marshmallow need to stretch, right, Justin?"
"Justin, a moment."
Justin winked at Gus as he followed Brian into the bathroom.
"What?"
"If you think those rabbits are going to fuck all over the loft like the Energizer Bunny, think again. You'll be reduced to masturbating for a week."
"I'll let you fuck me all over the loft like the Energizer Bunny." Justin licked his lips.
Brian blinked. "One hour." |
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| Challenge #87: Masturbation |
[Oct. 16th, 2008|04:30 pm] |
Title: Big Date
Author: Xie
Condom: Justin
Emmett slid into the booth across from Justin, wincing a little as he scooted.
"What's wrong?"
Emmett sighed. "Nothing. I just got a little carried away last night."
Justin laughed. "Big date?"
His voice dropped to a whisper. "The biggest."
Justin leaned forward. "Was it that new bartender at Woody's? I heard he's huge."
Emmett shook his head. "No, baby, just the 14-inch dildo Brian gave me for my birthday."
Justin looked at him. "Em, that was a joke gift. You weren't supposed to…"
"Shove it up my ass?" Emmett flinched again as he shifted positions. "Now you tell me." |
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| Challenge #87: Masturbation |
[Oct. 16th, 2008|04:15 pm] |
Title: Just One More Night
Author: Xie
Condom: Justin
He came for the weekend, but after we spent two days in bed, he called in sick to work and stayed another night. He called the next day and told his boss that his cold had turned into bronchitis, and his doctor said not to fly. That got us a week.
He had a painting he had to finish by the next Friday, so I dropped him at the airport. And when I came home, I threw myself onto the messy, come-stained sheets that smelled like fuck, and started to jerk off.
But it just wasn't the same without him. |
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| Challenge #87: Masturbation |
[Oct. 16th, 2008|03:43 pm] |
Title: Warm Spot
Author: Xie
Condom: Justin
I heard the shower in the other room. Brian had left his warm spot behind, and I curled into it; his pillow still smelled like him.
I gripped my cock, a light touch, a thumb-swipe across the head, slick heat easing the friction between skin and skin. I took a deep breath of Brian, his shampoo and sweat, and sex.
I pumped my hips, my free hand gripping the edge of his pillow. I held my breath when I came, hot and wet into my own palm.
I felt the mattress dip, and his wet skin pressed against my back. |
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| Challenge #87: Masturbation |
[Oct. 16th, 2008|03:18 pm] |
Title: Hobbies
Author: Xie
Condom: Justin
Brian glanced at Justin. "What's your problem? You've been sitting there for half an hour, glaring at the computer."
Justin switched his glare to Brian. "I'm filling out an application for this seminar, and it seems so…"
"Difficult? Esoteric? Intellectual?" Brian crossed to the desk and looked over Justin's shoulder. "Hmmm. Make that lame. 'List your hobbies'?"
"Exactly. Who has hobbies anymore?"
Brian laughed. "It's easy, Sunshine. Worshipping my dick, masturbating, long showers, and political activism. Now, was that so hard?"
"I guess I can say politics." Then he glanced at Brian's crotch, conveniently near his face. "Speaking of hard…" |
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| Challenge #87: Masturbation |
[Oct. 16th, 2008|03:11 pm] |
Title: Sneaky
Author: Xie
Condom: Justin
I stood at the bathroom door, watching Brian.
I'd walked over quietly, but not so quietly he'd laugh if he caught me. He seemed engrossed in what he was doing, but I'd seen him apparently totally oblivious to his surroundings in the backroom of Babylon, and later be able to recount every guy he saw, what he was wearing, and how good or bad his technique was.
He might have known I was there, though, because he was stroking his dick languidly, one hand braced on the tile wall while the water poured in little trails over his skin.
Beautiful. |
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| Challenge #87: Masturbation |
[Oct. 14th, 2008|02:29 pm] |
Title: Comic Geeks
Author: britin1729
Notes: I love the scene in season four when Michael is complaining about Zephyr's lack of a sex life compared to Rage and JT, and Justin says he just can't imagine Zephyr in a hot scene with his boyfriend, lol.
Condoms: 3 to Daphne
“I still say it's not fair,” Michael said for the umpteenth time. “Well what do you want me to do about it?” snapped Justin impatiently, continuing to flip through an old edition of Rage. How Brian had put up with this guy since the age of fourteen was beyond him. “I want you to draw Zephyr getting some action!” Michael explained, in full whine mode. Justin rolled his eyes inwardly. “And I told you before...I can't draw this stuff if I can't see it...” “Well, what do you want me to do, grab Ben and give you a show?” ~.~ |
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| Challenge #87: Masturbation |
[Oct. 14th, 2008|01:07 pm] |
This drabble was written by dirtylttlescret while several of us were emailing back and forth today about various things, including my mad love of 100 words written in such a way that they tell a lovely little story in themselves. She whipped this out (because she's awesome that way) and asked if that was what I meant. Of course, it was. She can't post right now. Darn work and its limitations...but I didn't GO to work today, so I'm posting it for her.
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Title: Instant Gratification
And the condom goes to: Justin Taylor.
"Please," Justin moaned.
"No."
"Brian, please."
"This is your game and we're going to play by your rules. I don't care how close you are to coming, take your hand off your dick."
"This is the stupidest game ever. How'd you even know I was jerking off?"
"I have spies everywhere."
"Jesus Brian, you enlisted the help of my roommates?" Brian heard the sound of a door opening and muffled yelling. "Andrea, you traitor!"
"He gave me $500! What was I supposed to do?"
"I hate you," he shouted back. "And I hate you more," he said into the phone. |
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| Challenge #87: Masturbation |
[Oct. 14th, 2008|03:54 am] |
Title: Assignments
Author: britin1729
Notes: Um...superdrabble...lol.
And the Condoms Go To: 5 to Daphne
The literal second I got home from PIFA, I was in front of the computer, impatiently waiting for it to boot up. Brian, away on business for the week, had promised to call or e-mail every day, and though he'd only been gone four days, I was already missing him like crazy.
Finally, I was able to sign in online and click my email box at the top of the screen. I grinned when I saw an email from bkinney@yahoo.com.
If it had been real mail, I would have torn the envelope in my haste to open it. ~.~
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| Challenge #87: Masturbation |
[Oct. 14th, 2008|12:32 am] |
Title: Pretend
Author: britin1729
Timeline: Early season three
Condoms: 2 to Daphne
I can't pretend when I wake up and I feel the scratchy sheets beneath me instead of the soft, satiny feel of the cotton I'm used to. I can't pretend when I open my eyes and the evidence of my choice is glaring at me as harshly as the sun streaming through the grimy window. I can't pretend when I roll over and he is lying next to me, dark curls and a smile instead of the silky auburn strands and kiss that I crave.
But here, standing under the downpour of steamy water, eyes closed, I can pretend easily.
~.~
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| Challenge #87: Masturbation |
[Oct. 10th, 2008|10:57 pm] |
TITLE: "HAZEL EYES"
AUTHOR: doppelganger44
TIMELINE: Season 4, after episodes 10 and 11 (and/or so on).
WORD COUNT: 500 words, 5 drabbles.
WARNING: R for sexual content.
DISCLAIMER: I own nothing.
SYNOPSIS: Justin helps Brian go through the effects of the surgery...
A/N: This was not betaed, all mistakes are mine. Please enjoy! Five for Justin.
( HAZEL EYES ) |
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| Challenge #87: Masturbation |
[Oct. 10th, 2008|09:36 pm] |
Title: Knock First
Author: jule1122
Condom: Justin
“Hey, I’m home.” Hunter opened the door without knocking and immediately regretted it. “Christ, my eyes!”
“Fuck!” Michael scrambled to cover himself. “I thought you were staying at Jeremy’s!”
“I was, but he got sick so I came home. I thought with Ben out of town, it would be safe to come in your room. Never again.”
Michael tried not to blush. “Every kid has to be humiliated by catching their parents having sex at least once. Congratulations.”
Hunter thought about that, “Dude, no wonder you’re gay.”
“Go to your room!” Michael shouted while pulling the blankets over his head. |
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| Challenge #87: Masturbation |
[Oct. 9th, 2008|06:23 pm] |
TITLE: "MASTURBATION IS MASTURBATION"
AUTHOR: doppelganger44
TIMELINE: Early Season 1.
WORD COUNT: 300 words; 3 drabbles.
WARNING: R for language.
DISCLAIMER: I own nothing.
SYNOPSIS: Breakfast at the diner with an interesting convo among the guys...And Debbie.
A/N: These were not betaed so all mistakes are mine. Some words are intentionally mispelled. Please enjoy and leave me some lovin'. THREE FOR SUNSHINE.
( MASTURBATION IS MASTURBATION ) |
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| Challenge #87: Masturbation |
[Oct. 9th, 2008|04:37 pm] |
Title: Fantasy (Part Two of "Justin Is A Sadistic Twat Who's Going To Cause A Pile-Up"...lol)
Author: britin1729
Notes: This is all flamencanyc's fault for making me think about a part two, lol.
Condoms: 4 to Daph
“You are such...” Brian muttered before his lips crashed into Justin's again, “A fucking...” Another hard kiss. “Tease.”
Justin moaned into Brian's lips, and Brian took the opportunity to shove his tongue inside the blond's open mouth. “I aim to please,” Justin gasped as Brian sat up and began unbuttoning his jeans. Seconds later, there were clothes strewn all over the jeep, and two very naked and needy men panting in the backseat. Justin shuddered as Brian reached between them to teasingly stroke his cock. “Fuck me...” he groaned. Brian brought Justin's hand down to cup the blond's own dick.
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| *Challenge #87: Masturbation* |
[Oct. 8th, 2008|11:20 pm] |
Title: Connected
Notes: Double drabble. My husband is out of town. Guess where...lol. dirtylttlescret gave me this bunny and beta'd it (read: pretty much wrote it) for me too.
And the condoms go to: Justin Taylor
“I miss you,” says Justin, breathing softly. Brian’s in China on business, and after seven days of sporadic contact and working around the twelve hours between them, they finally get a decent connection.
"I miss fucking you," Brian says.
"Are you touching yourself?"
Initially, Justin only hears breathing, then Brian says, "Yes." The word comes out in a long hiss.
"Tell me."
Silence again. Then, Brian's voice, haltingly. "Stroking, slowly. Thinking about you on your stomach, pushing your ass up to me."
"Shit," was all Justin could manage.
"I wanna fuck you. Push into you and fuck you so hard."
( Do it. ) |
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| Challenge #87: Masturbation |
[Oct. 8th, 2008|11:59 pm] |
TITLE: HOW MANY TIMES?
AUTHOR: Doppelganger
TIMELINE: Post-513.
WORD COUNT: 100 words.
WARNING: R for sexual content.
DISCLAIMER: I own nothing.
A/N: I hope you guys will enjoy. Mistakes are all mine. ONE FOR SUNSHINE.
“Four times?” Brian says.
“A day,” Justin grins; he lies on top of Brian’s naked body.
“You masturbate four times a day?” Brian suppresses a grin. “When was this? Back when you were 17?”
“Fuck you!” Justin laughs. “How many times do you masturbate?”
Brian doesn’t reply.
“Well?”
“Lots.”
“Right.”
“What does that suppose to mean?”
“With your age…”
“Fuck you.”
Justin chuckles.
Brian maneuvers Justin, placing the blond underneath him. Brian nuzzles Justin’s neck.
“Again?” Justin feels Brian’s hardening cock on his stomach.
Brian did masturbate a lot while Justin was in NY.
But now that Sunshine’s back--
“Yes…again.” |
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| Challenge #87: Masturbation |
[Oct. 8th, 2008|02:37 pm] |
Title: Justin Is A Sadistic Twat Who's Going To Cause A Pile-Up
Author: britin1729
Condom: 4 to Daphne “I heard you this morning,” was the very first thing out of Justin's mouth, climbing into Brian's jeep. The brunette arched an eyebrow uncomprehendingly. “You heard me...?” “In the shower,” Justin clarified, tugging on his seatbelt as Brian pulled out of the PIFA parking lot. Brian gave him a look. “Yes...I took a shower this morning...your point?” Justin's smirk widened. “I heard you jerking off. You were loud.” Brian shrugged, unabashed. “So what? It's my place. I can be as loud as I want.” Justin's hand snaked over from the passenger side to rest casually on Brian's thigh.
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| Challenge #86: Closed // Challenge #87: Masturbation |
[Oct. 7th, 2008|09:32 pm] |
Challenge #86 is closed. Thank you to all the drabblers this week!
CONDOM WAR
Hunter 3 condoms, which means, Justin wins with 11 condoms...WOOT! 
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New CONDOM BATTLE: Daphne will be challenging Justin this week. So you can award your condom to Justin....or Daphne. lol
Challenge # 87: Masturbation |
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