Challenge 83: Toppy!Justin Title: Aftermath (2x100) Author:badbadpixie A/N:Un betaed. All mistakes are mine! Condom: There isn't any mention of Toppy!Justin in the first one, so I can only offer Brian one condom.
Brian moved very carefully through the doors of the gym.
Stupid ass fucking asshole Colin. “Dropping the soap in the shower” is a homophobic expression, not something you actually DO just because it’s the showers at a gay gym!! And stepping on a soap in the shower is damn slippery....
The irritated monologue kept playing out in Brian’s head, while he carefully limped across the street to the parked Vette.
Moaning and groaning he carefully lowered his battered body into the driver’s seat. Almost seated, his muscles gave out and he lost his balance and landed hard on his ass...
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The non suspecting citizens of Pittsburgh got an ear full of the most colorful explaintatives known to man. Brian was sure his overloaded brain managed to even come up with a couple of new ones.
As soon as he got his breath back he pulled out his cell. Justin hadn’t more than picked up before he yelled, “You motherfucking piece of useless shit!! Didn’t I teach you anything? My ass is ON FIRE!!”
Even through the white noise in his head, Brian could clearly hear the smile on Justin’s lips before slamming the phone shut.