Challenge #49: Mysterious Marilyn Title: Sudden Movement Notes: It's cheesy!fic, but Brian Tweak just said, "Sometimes you feel like a nut," so I'm posting it anyway. Obviously NOT beta'd. And the condom goes to: Brian.
Sighing dramatically, Emmett slumped into a booth at the diner, where Ted and Brian were reviewing financial reports.
“Did you miss Cocks that Rock at Babylon too?” asked Brian.
“No...sometimes other things are more important, Brian.”
Unconvinced of that, Brian snorted.
“What’s wrong, Em?” Ted asked sympathetically.
“I just came from Woody’s. I went to consult Mysterious Marilyn about my love life, but she wasn’t there! The bartender said she’d suddenly moved to Topeka.”
“Suddenly?” asked Brian. “She a psychic...I’m sure she saw it coming!”