MY EYES!!! OH LORD MY EYES!!!!
(the all caps w/many !!!!s was just for you dear sid.)
pfft. like i need the link...
but you missed MY fave part
Alright. Enough. "Justin, you're a virgin, right? You're also a freak… and kind of a loser, right?"
He frowns. "I'm a virgin, possibly a freak—but not a loser. Loser."
I laugh. "I'm not a loser."
"You pick up freaky virgins in your hallway, and you're not a loser?"
"Justin, I may want you… you're definitely a freaky virgin… but I'M NOT A LOSER." Sure, only losers protest quite so much, but whatever… I save face by kissing him again- and again: Hard.
can we just agree that both of these men are losers. Neither of them even resemble Brian Or Justin as we have come to understand them.
I've read bad sex. i've read Awkward Sex, I've read Stereo instruction sex, and i've probably written all of those too.
i've never read sex that was just... wrong, and gross, and not in that kinda cool way that really really bad!fic can sometimes be.
this is just... Justin the 35 year old man child virgin trying to impale himself on Brian's unprotected cock... with no lube... and it's not erotic, or funny, or charming.
please see icon for what Justin impaling himself on Brian's cock looks like, kthnx.
just... good lord, she's been writing for years. how has no one ever told her that it's just painful to read?