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Tweak says, "Can I be a mongoose dog?"

Sidhe (sidhe) wrote in qaf_crackfic,
@ 2007-10-18 21:48:00

Entry tags:

au, grover

Squee for Crack!Fic
I should not be this excited ~~because it is crack!fic~~, but I just discovered that fat!swooning!slimy-cum-soaked!agoraphobic!Justin is back in Grover's "Agoraphobia" in Chapter 12.

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	sidhe 2007-10-19 05:38 am UTC (link)
	I wonder if Justin's perfect bubble-butt acts as a flotation device under water? The art work is brilliant, IMHO. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	not_yet_defined 2007-10-19 05:41 am UTC (link)
	maybe he can adjust it at will to rise or sink to desired depths. could be quite handy (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fun_demented 2009-03-02 07:09 pm UTC (link)
	LMAO (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Mermaid!Brian snapped a photo at the precise moment Seahorse!Justin blew his babies out! flashfly 2007-10-19 07:30 am UTC (link)
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	Re: Mermaid!Brian snapped a photo at the precise moment Seahorse!Justin blew his babies out! xie_xie_xie 2007-10-19 07:37 am UTC (link)
	OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have never seen assbabies being born before! OMG!!!!!!! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Re: Mermaid!Brian snapped a photo at the precise moment Seahorse!Justin blew his babies out!

flashfly
2007-10-19 08:10 am UTC (link)

Mermaid!Brian won a National Geographic award for this snapshot! It was the FIRST time the birth of underwater assbabies was captured on film. Seahorse!Justin's just mugging for the camera - he felt no pain at all. He just pushed and out they came, in a swirl of sparkly bubbles.

Unfortunately, this is the only photograph of the event. Mermaid!Brian became very aroused by all the stuff tumbling out of Seahorse!Justin's ass and streaked over to bury himself in Justin's rectum. It's a miracle that poor, little Shel-bri survived - she was nearly driven right back up into Seahorse!Justin's large intestine. Mermaid!Brian's lust knows no bounds.

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	Re: Mermaid!Brian snapped a photo at the precise moment Seahorse!Justin blew his babies out! xie_xie_xie 2007-10-19 08:13 am UTC (link)
	Oh god I feel sick. Then again, I guess it's an improvement over how he formerly fucked then killed all his sex partners after luring them to him with his siren song, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Mermaid!Brian snapped a photo at the precise moment Seahorse!Justin blew his babies out! flashfly 2007-10-19 08:19 am UTC (link)
	Maybe. Let's just say I wouldn't be surprised if we ever do see one of his offspring on a milk carton. Seahorse!Justin can barely keep him under control, at times. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Mermaid!Brian snapped a photo at the precise moment Seahorse!Justin blew his babies out! xie_xie_xie 2007-10-19 08:30 am UTC (link)
	So, all is not happy under the sea with (reformed) serial!killer!Mermaid!Brian and shimming-hair!Seahorse!Justin? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Re: Mermaid!Brian snapped a photo at the precise moment Seahorse!Justin blew his babies out!

flashfly
2007-10-19 08:45 am UTC (link)

Sometimes when the tide is strong, especially during a Proxigean Spring Tide, Mermaid!Brian will feel the old blood-lust surface. Seahorse!Justin has invested in NOAA's state of the art equipment and can usually anticipate, down to the minute, when Mermaid!Brian's mood will change. It's at these times that he sends the children to stay at the Coral Kiddie Corral. He loses weight during the strong tides - Mermaid!Brian barely lets him up to eat and go to the bathroom.

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	Re: Mermaid!Brian snapped a photo at the precise moment Seahorse!Justin blew his babies out! not_yet_defined 2007-10-19 05:18 pm UTC (link)
	just when i thought this story couldn't get anymore fucked up... dies of laughter over the birth photo (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: Mermaid!Brian snapped a photo at the precise moment Seahorse!Justin blew his babies out! fun_demented 2009-03-02 07:02 pm UTC (link)
	You are so funny! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: Mermaid!Brian snapped a photo at the precise moment Seahorse!Justin blew his babies out! sidhe 2007-10-19 05:29 pm UTC (link)
	the starfish looks horrified. ; ) I guess he knows the near fate of poor Shel-bri. Although, who's gonna say no sex to a reformed serial killer!mermaid? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Mermaid!Brian snapped a photo at the precise moment Seahorse!Justin blew his babies out! flashfly 2007-10-20 09:58 pm UTC (link)
	Who indeed? :D (Reply to this) (Parent)

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