Isn't the whole Caprice thing the one where Justin, for whatever reason, speaks caveman-Italian for like, half the fic?
I must admit! I had never read blindfoled!escort!Justin and I cried, I tell you, I CRIED when I did (granted, it was like 12am and I was tired and pmsing, but still). Oh, the poor little lost starving child. This has got to be my new favorite crack. Thank you for putting this up!